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To make the over three hour mental obstacle course welcoming tourists to Hong Kong where everyone walk aimlessly around and around the airport with no one explaining why any of this is happening, the government Think Tank turns everything into a fun game.
Introduced at the airport will be slides, a Fantasy Island type kiosk where people can make wishes and a fantasy horse racing game which travellers can gamble with a new colour coded app.
After going through Immigration, all visitors will be met by Champion Hong Kong Jockey Zac Purton and his family...on camels.
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Remember the news story about the Hong Kong Sevens being approved by “the upper echelons of the government” and set for early November in 2022?
There’s been an eerie silence surrounding the event since this announcement and with nada from the Rugby Union CEO Robbie McRobbie, MBE. Not to worry.
There’s word that the Sevens will go ahead- at the Hong Kong airport- but without the use of a rugby ball and no tackling nor any human contact.
Some close to Robbie McRobbie describe it as a “Rugby Ballet” and “beautiful” with music from “The Lion King”, “Swan Lake” and “Tommy”.
We think Robbie McRobbie, MBE, might be nursing a headache.
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To attract tourism, someone suggests filming the disturbing new Joker movie in Hong Kong, especially the bleak and deserted Wanchai area of the city.
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Former Hong Kong Jockey Club executive William Nader, below, returns again to the city, this time as Executive Director Of Good Times.
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In an effort to make everything that is mandatory more fun, all artistes with VIU TV record and produce a music video for a RAT version of all rules and regulations.
This is shown throughout Hong Kong 24/7 with special appearances by government officials.
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A Remake of “The Shining” is filmed on the 28th floor of the Penta quarantine hotel in San Po Kong.
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To show that Hong Kong hasn’t lost its sense of humour, it will be mandatory for everyone to wear Smiley masks. Anyone who doesn’t will be fined HK$50,000 and face six months imprisonment.
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Netflix introduces a new 24/7 horror channel focusing on daily life in Hong Kong. Former Chief Executive Carrie Lam narrates.
