X-FACTOR: STAGE MUSICAL? – WHO WILL PLAY SIMON “BOOBSY” COWELL?

Oh, dear gawd, Nooooooooooooooooooooo!

Not satisfied with bringing musical mediocrity to television screens, Simon “Boobsy” Cowell now has his sights set on creating just as mediocre onstage musicals.

Yes, there’s the truly awful news of his plans to give the world, “X Factor: The Stage Musical”.

Reference: Deadline.com

Of course, what we are asking ourselves is who on earth can play the on-stage role of “Boobsy”?

Apart from the equally mediocre David Hasselhoff, we really can’t think of anyone else.

Can you?

That would be a good one: Whether in a musical or in a movie, who do you think could play Simon Cowell?

Send names to info@fasttrack.hk

A prize for the BEST answer!

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