WHAT’S WRONG WITH MOST MEN IN HONG KONG TODAY

Over the past two years, we have seen  the good, the bad and the ugly side of men in Hong Kong.

The baddest and the ugliest are many who have arrived on these shores with a pocketful of mumbles that are sometimes promises and a false sense of importance.

Many believe that a good smile and a firm handshake and some ponzie scheme are enough.

Who mentioned The Ponz himself- Alistair Paton- who took London and Hong Kong for a ride with the private club M1NT and with M1NT Shanghai now going through business menopause?

So, what’s wrong with most men in Hong Kong today?

Read below- and always remember the very silly women who are part of the problem and happy to be blindfolded and handcuffed with, as Dylan sang, no direction of home.

* Many are not men. They are boys trying to fit into, as James Brown sang, a Man’s Man’s Man’s World, but with no balls to play with the big boys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBLNYuKLYD0

* Being a LOUD, obnoxious American-born Chinese or CBC or BBC and thinking this automatically entitles you to behave like Kanye West. Or Take That.

* Your girlfriend makes more money than you and you’re living in la la land thinking she won’t see you’re a loser and dump you like a sack of sad spuds once she finds someone better.

* You haven’t read the Kama Sutra and think it’s a new Indian restaurant.

* You think that Fifty Shades Of Grey is part of the new Hugo Boss Collection.

* Your idea of a romantic night out is hanging out at -BOOM BOOM- Dragon-i and pretending you know the bouncers, the bartenders and some bloke named Gilbert Yeung.

What’s Eating Gilbert Yeung? Who fucking cares? He’s doing fine.

* Admitting you’re in “finance” but with no name card, dropping names like the A bomb and scrambling for a place to stay, but pretending you’re a tourist staying at the Four Seasons.

* Ending up at Players in Wanchai and leaving at 8am with a Thai lady boy.

* Telling your hard working girlfriend that the rent money “is in the mail” and you’ve got a great new business idea: Starting up a new Thai fusion restaurant- in Soho.

Herpes

If you wish to add to this list and been sucker-punched by losers like above, write to info@fasttrack.hk