TEN SCARY THINGS ABOUT CANTO AND MANDO POP!

1) Seeing Taiwan’s Jolin Tsai without makeup.

2) Going to a three hour long Canto-pop concert and listening to two hours of inane chit chat as various “special guests” are wheeled out and fifty costume changes take place, each one more outrageous than the other. Blame the Gaga Lady for this. Or Cher.

3) All those similar looking hairstyles. We are talking about the guys.

4) The harmonies and hairstyles of C All Stars.

5) The thought of Blush recording in Mandarin. They’ve already killed off recording in English.

6) Music videos for any ballad by a Hello Kitty Canto-pop artist and which is to look sweet and virgin-like.

Thank goodness for Edison Chen lobbying a grenade and killing that idea by rooting most of these silly Hello Kitty pussies.

7) Seventy year old Canto-pop “idols” and “Comeback” concerts with their “all star friends.” The concerts include wheel chairs, nurses, oxygen tanks, paramedics and strange dance movements- in wheel chairs.

8) Sound-alike and lookalike versions of dead Chinese- and Western- artists.

9) A Cantonese or Mandarin version of “Billie Jean” complete with Moonwalking and one silver glove or a Chinese pop idol suddenly going “jassy” and turning the songs of Tin Pan Alley into songs from Tinpot Mongkok.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd8qrVXGMwo

10) Dragging some fan from the audience and having them make an arse of themselves for an hour.