OUR FAVOURITE FOXY NEWS LADIES
- The FastTracker
- Nov 9, 2011
- 2 min read
[AND FOX NEWS AS ENTERTAINMENT??????]
Sure, Megyn Kelly screeches over her guests.
Crikey, that VOICE!
Eeeeeks!
She is proof that one can look hot, be bloody smart, humourous and yet be somewhat of a turn-off.
Funny that.
It’s a bit like Liz Hurley: All that going for her and yet does squat for us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rt6vqki_eE
As for Sean Hannity, sure, he reminds you of the school bully you eventually beat the shit out of.
But, his totally off-kilter rants against Obama make for compulsive viewing.
It’s the bully in him coming out again.
And throwing that American football at the end of each show?
Macho, baby.
Yes, Fox News only goes to sleep if it can have the Right side of the bed.
Other than that, it’s really not a bad entertainment channel.
Aw, f*** it being a “news” channel.
None exist today.
Not CNN, not CNBC, not the BBC, not SKY. None.
Don’t take its goofy politics seriously and Fox News is damn good entertainment.
It’s far better than Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
And less whiny.
“Fox And Friends”, for example, is always good value.
There’s always that element of surprise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eF6vCv13bw
We love Shepherd Smith ‘cos he doesn’t take himself seriously.
Nor Fox News.
Even good ol’ Bill O’Reilly has his good days and Dennis Miller is brilliant.
The man’s like Dr. Hunter S. Thompson on acid and amyl nitrate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFc-3aAuSuY
Meanwhile, one has to ask if Laura Ingaham and Ann Coulter is the same person.
Good grief, imagine marrying either of them!
Guess someone has.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgsKKS1dvXs
Martha “Barbie” MacCallum talks over everyone, but the way she tore into Herman Cain’s latest alleged sexual harassment accuser was great television.
Plus she has great legs.
To be frank, or Butch or Bill or Potsie, we watch Fox News for two people:
Kirsten Powers and Patti Ann Brown.
Now, here are two ladies we could easily marry.
Kirsten Powers is wonderful- smart and stands up for her rights- and her Lefts.
We loved her going to toe-to-toe with that loon that is Glen Beck.
Ms Brown? She looks as if she doesn’t belong on the channel.
Neither does Kristen Powers.
Both just seem so low-key.
And QUIET.
And so very pretty in that all-American way we love.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMJUm85F-bA
So, put all this together, stir and simmer and what you have is some weirdly surreal version of E!
It’s got hot blondes, lotsa screaming, and some Right Wing lunacy attacking Left Wing zealots.
Hell, it’s America.
We love it.
It’s reality television at its most unreal.
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