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The new way of looking at horse racing

LOOKS FAMILIAR [PART ONE]


Often, we look at some of our racing personalities and think, Gee, he or she looks familiar.

And some look more familiar than others.

Other times, we look at many of our racing personalities and think, poor fucker. That god person must have been having a bad day.

Look here.


Mr. Bean.


Mr. Bean?

Not that we’re any oil paintings, of course. Hardly.

But the Force is with us.


Mr. Fast Track

Below are some of Hong Kong’s turf heroes and villains and, we think, their lookalikes.

If you have anyone whom you think they or others resemble, let us know.

And remember, you win absolutely nothing for your trouble.

Let’s hear from you. Yeah, baby.


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Monsieur Mosse



Mr.Bean



Monsieur Mosse


Mr. Gonzo


“What? That sknny kid resembles me? F*** off.” Christan Bale checks out Tye Angland.


“Actually, some people think I look like Ryan Gosling.”


“Okay, maybe a little. This kid is making me lose weight.” Christian Bale still checking out Tye Angland.


David Ferraris, Hong Kong racing’s Darth Vader and the Dark Avenger.



Patrick MacNee, television’s The Avenger.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPSWrGJjur8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzK76MLhpdY&feature=relmfu




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq1t1iFmsv0


“Jefrrey! Time to Go Hoooooome!”


Jeff Lloyd, now Brisbane-based jockey and formerly based in Hong Kong.


“Jeffrey? Remember who taught you all about horses?”

Another Jeff Lloyd lookalike- Steptoe aka Wilfred Brambell


W-w-w-w-w-wally P-p-p-p-pyrah.


M-m-m-m-m-max H-h-h-h-headroom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEPq0FvFm3g


The Durban Demon in a devilish mood.



Spider Man in another weird mood.


“Jeez, she does kinda resemble me.” Actress Catherine O’Hara


“Gee, she looks good. Very fit, strong behind and frisky.” Trackside expert Jenny Chapman.


Another Jenny Chapman, this time, an MP. How many of these women, are there???


Jockey Matthew Chadwick and Muppet Master.


Muppet Beaker.


Brett Prebble


Animal Muppet


And, yes, Tye Angland makes a return.

How common looking is he???

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The new way of looking at horse racing

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