HEF REJECTS LINDSAY LOHAN PLAYBOY PHOTOS

Apparently she had her cruddy teeth fixed for the Playboy shoot.

And, really, must we tell how one suddenly gets cruddy teeth like “Lo-Lo’s”?

Seriously though, the fall of Lindsay Lohan is one of showbiz’s great tragedies.

There was this pre-teenage kid with everything going for her- talent-wise- but which included baggage like an over-bearing stage mother and a deadbeat father.

Then came the spiral down effect- the drugs, the sex, the partying, the now-I’m bi-now-I’m-straight antics.

Then came all those arrests for drunk driving, partying too hard and the results of all that partying.

Sadly, Lindsay Lohan has joined the ranks of washed-up pseudo-celebs like LaToya Jackson.

When things come down to a low-ebb, one used to be able to go on “Oprah” and cry and say they had discovered a “higher power.”

Alas, no more “Oprah”.

So, there’s that other Step in what can be a humiliating 12-Step Programme.

Take it all off for Playboy.

Get skanky.

Now, we hear that Hugh Hefner, the founder of the publication and around 150 years old, has rejected the results of the first Lohan shoot for Playboy.

Why?

The teeth?

The poses?

Or did Hef look at the photos and realize that no amount of air-brushing or photo-shopping can re-shape this trainwreck?

Sad, all around.

Cafe Mom