DEAR GOD, NO!!! AUTHOR PLANS A SEQUEL TO HIS SIMON COWELL TELL-ALL BOOK!!!

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We don’t know why, but there’s something fishy about all of this.

In fact, it downright stinks and reads like a publicity gimmick gone horribly wrong.

First, it was an “unauthorized” biography, but now it appears that Simon Cowell was all for it and “worked it, baby” like some publicity whore would do tricks for their pimp.

Which is not to say Mr.Cowell is a publicity whore.

How and where and why this relatively unknown writer- Tom Bower was given first dibs on all these “exclusives” and make-believe “affairs” is the bigger question.

Who IS this Tom Bower? Where did he suddenly come in from the cold and is he all part of Teams Cowell and publicist Max Clifford?

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Curiouser and curiouser, Alice and how Tom Bower came to be what he is today- and we still haven’t figured out what this really is- is where we believe the REAL story lies- and with “lies” being the operative word.

It all does not add up, OR, it hasn’t added up the way it was expected to add up.