JOAN RIVERS AND HER RIHANNA-CHRIS BROWN, ER, PUNCH LNE. CRUSHABLE We love Miss Rivers, but this time and her tweet about the already...

WINNER: APPLE 1-0 to Apple, but we really doubt Samsung will just go away and lick their wounds. We also think that during all the...

LANCE ARMSTRONG FINALLY GIVES UP FIGHTING FOR HIS NAME – AND HIS MEDAL. BBC #LANCEARMSTRONG

It’s been spookily quiet over the upcoming season of “American Idol” despite the new auditions about to start. The judges lineup has...

RYAN LOCHTE, ENTREPRENUER He might be a great swimmer, but Ryan Lochte is not exactly the brightest light bulb in the building. Watch: To...

DONALD TRUMP What this megalomaniac and huckster has to do with American politics and why he keeps appearing on Fox News exuding more hot...

Okay, they’re now ladies or, at the very least, women, but the Spice Girls reminded many of us of a London which swung for a while. And,...

HONG KONG’S TELEVISION COVERAGE OF THE LONDON OLYMPICS. It was a fucking mess- and a further embarrassment to a city which doesn’t need...

A STANDARD CHARTERED EXECUTIVE FOR THOSE IMMORTAL WORDS, “YOU F***ING AMERICANS. WHO ARE YOU TO TELL US, THE REST OF THE WORLD, NOT TO...

ANOTHER ROMNEY GAFFE- POSSIBLY, THE WORST. HUFFINGTON POST What’s with this Mormon? Sorry, Mormons, this MORON? He makes every possible...

ROBERT PATTINSON AND KRISTEN STEWART OFFICIALLY SPLIT UP. HUFFINGTON POST Okay, so it’s now “official” ‘cos they’re not on Forbes’...

TAIWAN’S FIRST SAME-SEX MARRIAGE. And why not, indeed? DIVA ASIA #TAIWANSFIRSTSAMESEXMARRIAGE

MITT ROMNEY’S FAKE TWITTER “FOLLOWERS”. Don’t believe all you read. Don’t believe all those Facebook “likes”. Don’t believe all those...

WHOOOSH-KA! TEAM USA MAKES THE OTHERS BITE DUST IN THE WOMEN’S 4X100 METRES RELAY! CBS SPORTS #USAWOMENS4X100

DIRY POLITCS. WHAT HAPPENED TO OBAMA’S “HOPE” AND “CHANGE” AND “A NEW TYPE OF POLICITICAN”? SOUNDS WORSE THAN WATERGATE. BUT HE’LL STILL...

TEAM USA GRABS THE GOLD OVER JAPAN IN SOCCER FOX NEWS #usfemalesoccer

SHHHHHHH, HE BOLT-ED IN AGAIN, THIS TIME OVER 200 METRES. HUFFINGTON POST #bolt

Standard Chartered: NOT Here for good BBC

FOX NEWS AND “NOT PATRIOTIC ENOUGH” OLYMPIC UNIFORMS. This “news” channel should be banned as an insult to journalism. Seldom has one...

THE UPCOMING NEWSWEEK COVER. Open and say, “Aaaaaahhhhhh.” HUFFINGTON POST #NEWSWEEK